There's someone in my house! It's me!

Haha, so yeah...I'm actually new to the whole blogging thing. This is just a way for me to vent about whatever, but seriously I thought the title would turn some heads. Got you interested, didn't it? Buwahahahaha! My master plan has come to fruition!

Well I guess the first order of business is to introduce myself. My name shall be withheld because seriously this is the internet. Besides,who wants to use their own boring name on the net? So, for all intents and purposes, you can call me Lionclaw. I know, it's kind of stupid, but seriously what's it matter? I like lions, they're awesome! I couldn't come up with anything else though, so now I guess I sound Native American (which I'm not. I'm Native Texan!)

As if you couldn't guess, I'm from Texas. I won't say where...let's just leave it at around DFW. Again, the internets. Anyway, I'm proud of where I'm from, and I believe Texas is the greatest state in the union! I'm actually not what most people think of when they consider Texans, as in I am not some backwards redneck. I actually went to school and I'm edumacated and stuff! I love my state, it's a great place and I don't ever want to move.


I'm not really "in shape," but I consider round a shape. I'm not extremely overweight but I don't really have any muscles on me or anything. I work at a KFC/gas station/subway hybrid, during the evening shift, which  means I get off about ten every night. I like to eat there but I try to avoid getting really fat. I figure eventually one of the pretty girls that come in the store will find the loser behind the counter roguishly handsome and demand marriage on the spot. And she'll be rich too.

I have a dog named Thunder, he's a fat chihuahua. He's actually really big for his type, I think they called it a "bear type" in the olden times. He's a great dog but not the brightest, cause he got beat up by the cat I had at the time when he was little. It's a sad tale, but he's happy so I guess that's all that counts. I call him "Duh" as a nickname, and he does answer to it. Just when I think he's actually kind of smart, he gets stuck behind a door somewhere.

Well, I guess that's it for now, Blogger! Or maybe I should just address teh internets! Oh well. I dunno when I'll update again. I doubt anyone (that includes my friends) will read this. I guess I'll just play with the settings till I figure out how it works...or maybe I'll just play some Red Dead Redemption. It's not like my life's going anywhere...