noThing really going on today eitHer. I'm not really feelIng too good. i seem to have some kiNd of sore throat. i'm not sure thouGh. it could just be that i scraped it or something. anyway, my computer is acting up, i think i spilled fajao cokeeeeee on the kbyoard or something, cause the leeeters keep sticking, as you can see. i've stoppe trying to fix it, lol. that is all for today. It makes me rage, lolt.

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You're too slow!

So there really isn't anything going on today, I just thought I'd make a quick post. Everyone might be wondering why "Archimedes" is one of my tags. The reason is because of Sonic the Hedgehog. No, really. There is a comic book published by Archie comics (yes, the makers of Archie make a Sonic comic!) that I used to read when I was younger. Archimedes was (or is) a fire ant that became Knuckles' friend. I just always liked the name, and it's kind of my own way of mentioning the comic. That's all for now!

It's my Birthday!

There's really nothing else to post about, I'm just excited! I'm 27 years old. Does that make me an old man? :(. I don't care! I don't plan on being "old" until I'm at least 97!

So why am I writing today? I'm writing today because I have a blog! (duh) and because I had a nightmare. I haven't actually had one in a loooong time, so this stood out. Plus it was terrifying, so that kind of helped to make it memorable.

Basically, I was in my room, by myself as always, when suddenly a portal (with a blue rim, just like the one from Portal 1 and 2) opened in my bed. For some unknown reason, I flung myself at it and fell headfirst into total darkness. I landed, strangely enough, on my feet, standing in a swamp. There was water every where, and I couldn't really see that well because the sun was blocked out by the tall trees.

The "view" I had was more like a camera, and I could see myself, and the "camera" swivled around me like in a Michael Bay movie. I heard a branch snap and I turned, and there was nothing there. Then suddenly the water around me exploded and I found myself being dragged under the water of the swamp, by like a croc or something I guess.

So I'm splashing around and freaking out when suddenly something grabs me. It was something long and slender, like a ribbon or something, and it grabs my arm and yanks me pretty forcefully out of the water. I fly back like thirty feet and land, all the while, the crocs or whatever cause the water to boil and slosh. I go to turn around and see what saved me when suddenly, I'm back in my room...only I can't move.

Now, I've never had sleep paralysis, and I believe that I still hold that distinction. I think I was asleep the whole time but one of my friends said I was proably awake. I remember being stuck, literally stuck to bed, unable to move, and barely able to breathe. I could feel that someone was watching me, that someone was there in the room with me. It was some kind of dark presence, some kind of evil force in my mind. It almost seemed to be holding me down, and I could see this dark shape moving towards me. I couldn't make any of it out, and then just as I thought I had glimsped something like eyes, the whole room burst into flame. That's how I know I was sleeping, because my room isn't on fire and is just fine.

I woke up after that, terrified. I hate waking up from dreams like that, you always feel like whatever you just experienced happened, and that feeling stays with you a bit. Luckily I'm a pretty sound sleeper and hard to spook so I caught my breath, relaxed and laid back down. My dog was curled up at my feet, and he didn't even seem to notice I was distressed and wake me up. So much for animal senses, eh?

Tomorrow is my birthday! I'm so excited!

Catching up on time...

So basically I can't find the rest of my previous blog, but it's ok because it ended after we went to the haunted house. I'll sum up what happened in the following months:

Jen and I went to the haunted house, and although she kept saying she thought she was being watched, we never found anything. The place was just an old building, falling apart, graffiti everywhere. The rest of November was basically uneventful. Jen stopped calling me about midway through, but I didn't expect a girl that pretty to stick around. I'm ok, though, we didn't really become anything more than friends, and I'd only known her a few weeks. I had Thanksgiving with my family, got to go visit my brother near North Dallas, and just had a generally good time.

Now, it's December, and it's nearing the next great part of the year! It's almost Christmas, and I'm excited! My family is poor, so I don't think I'm gonna get much, but I can't wait to see what I end up with! I've got my parent's presents already, and now its just time to wait! Sorry there's nothing to this blog other than just an update, but next time maybe I'll have more!

So, you've probably noticed by now that my updates are not consistent to when I created my blog. There's a reason for that. I had started a blog waaay back when, and even began updating it...but it got deleted somehow. I still have all the entries because I saved them all to wordpad before posting them, since I was raised on message boards losing my posts. I don't do that anymore, but at least I have all my old blogs.

So basically, you'll see these posted with the time of their original posting, and then I'll eventually get caught back up to normal time. But yeah, that's just an informational post. I played around with the time on this one as well, just for the heck of it :D

Also, I have now changed my name to Wind Lion, because I still love Lions, and also the wind! Plus, it sounds alot less stupid :P

Halloween is over, but the creeeeepy is just beginning!

So, I had a great Halloween, I was able to go to this "haunted house" park in Terrel where there were all these different attractions! It was pretty neat, the "haunted manor" was really fun. It was kind of high priced though, thirty bucks for one trip through each "house." If I'd bought it online I could've gone as much as I wanted...but oh well. Fun was had by all, especially me, when I met a GIRL!

They do exist! As luck would have it, I ran into the only attractive, single, low standards having nerd in the entire park. I stumbled through a few bits of small talk with her when she surprised me by revealing she likes anime! We got to talking and we hit it off! I don't really see a need for cell phones and my only main phone is an internet one, so I got her Facebook name, and then we went around the park together!

Her real name is Jen, but for blog purposes I shall call her...um, Jen. She doesn't care if the internet knows her name or not (brave girl!) At 5'3, she's only a little shorter than I am and she's from Texas, and she's got long brown hair and blue eyes. She was wearing jeans and a baggy t-shirt when I met her, but even with that, you could say she came from the Hill Country, if you know what I mean. (she has huge...tracts of land!) Luckily she doesn't read this blog, hehe :D. (Course...no one else does either.) Anyway, she's a sweet girl and we've been chatting the last few says over facebook, and she shares my love of haunted houses!

She said that she knows of one here around DFW, and she'll take me to it in a couple of days! So to reiterate, hot chick(Sorry Jen!), alone time, haunted house...there's nothing in that fragmented sentence I find displeasing! I'm kind of afraid, oh non existent readers! I haven't had a girlfriend since I was about fourteen, and it ended badly! I don't even really know what to do (well, you know what I mean) or say to her. I'm sure eventually she's gonna find out what a messed up slob I am, and break it off with me for some more muscly nerd (I'm sure they exist.) But until then, I'm gonna have fun actually having a friend that's a girl for once! I'll update whenever I can with more details! EXCITED!